diners are the best.
3:29
because the world needs more pretension like mulan needed more testosterone.
what does that even mean?
what does that even mean?
Jul 26
May 17
trendy?
May 13
“ I have a paper to write which really shouldn’t take so long except that I spend a lot of time procrastinating. MLIA
May 12
awkward family photos are the best. click through for a wonderfully brilliant website.
May 11
unfortunately,
high-waisted mom jeans hurt your tummy when you eat too many cookies.
May 08
my life. FAIL.
May 07
» thank you chris and jessica, for greatly improving the quality of my life
i also feel that this is probably not a real casting call, but it’s hilarious enough even without the great convolusion (is that a word? perhaps not) of jessica’s dissection of whether or not it is real. “We feel like we’re in the Matrix every time we get on the L.” Thank you.
maybe going for the bigger picture wish isn’t always the best plan
I wished for pudding at 11:11, and when i opened the fridge, there was pudding. FLML
“ (631): He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
