July 2010
1 post
May 2009
25 posts
“I have a paper to write which really shouldn’t take so long except that I...”
– http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php
unfortunately,
high-waisted mom jeans hurt your tummy when you eat too many cookies.
iced coffee with milk. NO SUGAR.
prettyfuckingtrendy:
PFT. (credit: pftdevotion)
thank you chris and jessica, for greatly improving... →
i also feel that this is probably not a real casting call, but it’s hilarious enough even without the great convolusion (is that a word? perhaps not) of jessica’s dissection of whether or not it is real. “We feel like we’re in the Matrix every time we get on the L.” Thank you.
maybe going for the bigger picture wish isn't...
flovemylife:
I wished for pudding at 11:11, and when i opened the fridge, there was pudding. FLML
“(631): He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on”
– http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
so i'm tempted to repost basically every dress...
but i will try to restrain myself. and instead stress that you, too, should probably look through all 148 photos on style.com (http://www.style.com/peopleparties/parties/thumb/redcarpet-050409_Costume_Institute_Gala/) like i did, because it is an excellent use of time. and then i promise i will listen to your snarky/appreciative comments.
except i’ll just add one more appreciative one.
a clue that it's finals week everywhere:
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you can tell tumblr is pretty freaking trendy when... →
it’s actually hilarious when you compare it to the google trends result. (http://www.google.com/trends?q=beatles%2C+beyonce%2C+smiths)
but what would artschwager think? →
I mostly like this because it referenced Obama, white girls liking the roots, Tom Wolfe, punctuation and swine flu all in one post. And “the ironic slash across the throat of earnestness” is just great.
you know it's serious when "world pig population"... →
though if i hear another swine flu joke, i might just explode.
talk to (aka be lied to and creeped out by)... →
except that you can also play my friend’s amazingly great game on omegle.
before any discussion of american sign language, you start off by asking your stranger if they want to play a game, à la Saw. then you explain that each of you needs to ask the other five non-gender-related questions, after which you each guess if your stranger is male or female. it sounds lame, but is so great. and...
“Asked if he would consider shutting down the subway late at night to save money,...”
– http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/30/nyregion/30mta.html?_r=1&ref=nyregion
April 2009
10 posts
useful much? →
i wonder how they calculate it. probably by subway. but thanks for making non-manhattan people depressed.
I love missed connections but sometimes they're... →
how many curly haired girls with glasses are on the f train at midnight on a given day? oh, about 10 million. and how many hipster guys (and you know this flannel-shirted poster is one) get off at 7th avenue? about 10 million.
understand this and you understand my being →
set is a beautiful but addicting game. there was an era of my life when i played this time trial every day. i applied to college with the motivation that once i finished the application, i could play the time trial. i’m on the road to recovery.
christian lander, you understand so thoroughly →
putting poppy seeds in any lotion makes it a scrub
mind-blowing statements are easier to make in large, sans-serif font.